Interesting...
Now, try and write that with a single gender-neutral pronoun: "James met Jack and Helen at the mall. Hän had long fancied häntä (objective form), but knew that hän was with hän, so hän had always kept hänen (his/her) feelings to hänself."
Are you REQUIRED to use the neutral from when writing in Finnish? My 'solution' would be to just write the proper male/female pronoun. Of course it might just be that particular example....
-- "If you haven't got your health, at least you have something to talk about.""They say that everything happens for a reason. I am just tired of that reason being to make me unhappy or embarrassed."
"You can't make a baby in a month using nine women, but it sounds like it would be fun to try!"
"Does it ever occur to women that maybe it is their butts that make their pants look big?"